penismage:

do-you-have-a-flag:

hirosensei:

imidori-ya:

langernameohnebedeutung:

“Wait I didn’t hear anything of Heidi Klum’s Halloween costume this year, lemme just google tha-”

you know what? nevermind.

You left out the best part, the many people that served as her living accessories.

hold up what’s up with the moon face though?

her husband is Egg

kosmogrl:

lakevida:

if i got jigsawed and woke up in some moldy room with a makeshift bear trap on my head or whatever i wouldn’t even let it phase me. i’m not willing to be taught lessons i’m not paying attention to a puppet. i would close my eyes and visualize abstract forms in jewel tones until a machine tears me asunder. now we’ve both wasted our time and you won’t be able to return anything in this room to ace hardware. what did YOU learn, old man

chthonicillness:

evilscientist3:

goth-emo-mezzo-soprano:

mickjustmademylist:

fucking. what?

I feel like this picture really gives it context

you know how it is with spaghetti

?????

bigandgreedy:

longnuts:

Hey sorry I didn’t talk to you for over a week time keeps moving too fast

kosmogrl:

stupidusernamepolicy:

arirna:

darcyolsson:

darcyolsson:

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

kurgy:

theangriestlittleunicorn:

kurgy:

kurgy:

kurgy:

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

jazzbeary:

cemeterything:

sore throats might be the stupidest response to illness i’ve ever experienced. oh you want to eat? drink?? breathe air??? TEN THOUSAND KNIVES ATTACK

I’m fighting for my life eating dinner

kosmogrl:

lesbianredpanda:

exitwound:

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

I’m giving it all she’s got boss

fxlthyangxl:

muppethole:

google docs babygirl you are so fucking stupid